:: :: ::: Tuesday, July 31, 2007

econs make up lesson

this wed (1 aug) 3-4pm!
attendance is compulsory unless you have official reason.

venue to be confirmed.

Venue: A209
Please prepare DRQ question 2 and 3.

我爱台妹,台妹爱我!

wah! I'm really impressed with the positive response regarding the class outing on the 7th August!

So see ya on that day!

P.S: Someone initated to bring something sinful! I shall also bring too! Muahahaha

 :: :: ::: Friday, July 27, 2007

Class Outing on the 7th August 2007!?!?

Hey ppl! The member of the SaEints with many many many many holes back again! I am proposing a steamboat buffet dinner on the 7th August 2007 evening. The details are as follow:

Date: Refer to above
Meeting Time: 5~6pm
Meeting Place: Marina Bay MRT station
Cost: $12/= nett!

I shall break down on what we are going to do alright.....
First, we will meet up and talk cock while waiting for those late-comers?!??! "who ah ? who ar? (act blur) "
Second, we will board the 'EMPTY' SBS bus to CHONG PANG seafood buffet restaurant.
Third, then we shall fry the fattest guy and girl in SaEints (cut cost! so in fact we just need to rent the pot can le!) just kidding!
Next, after filling our stomach...we can choose to go the near-by arcade to play pool, bowling or arcade. I suggests that we bring along our books to mug! MUAHAHA!!
Last but not least, take the 'EMPTY' SBS bus back to Marina Bay MRT den home sweet home.

Because the following day is a National Day celebration, i assume that we all can stay out late. On the other hand, i am actually the one craving for the marinated chicken there??! And of course, we can order beer while indulging in such delicacies!??! Furthermore, it is to celebrate National Day and ....... (next paragraph)

Due to the fact that i am on leave that day because of unforseen circumstances, I need to go for further vocation assessment at paris ris camp!?!?! "NANBEI!" -.-" It is 6 damn hours long!?!? It consists of

i) Psychology Assessment
ii)Physicall Fitness Assessment
iii) Medical Screening "WHAT THE F - - -!"
iv) Interview

Just to share abit of experience from the previous vocation assessment at CMBP builing. I only got 1 word to phase it "FUDGE!". The 1st station is photo-taking and have this dunno what rank, officier i think, comb ur hair nice nice, spray water and help u wear the uniform and touch touch touch. Opps! But i lucky, hair short dun need to comb plus i wear the uniform myself kay? U think baby ar??!?! The 2nd station is the most interesting and and and....ARGH?!?@?%$#%^& This station requires YOUR wee wee to play a small part by contributing abit of ur wee wee 'essense' to the small little opening flowerpot. After that, you will use an holy pole to stir the essense and see if ur holy pole has turned into a evil pole or a magic wand. Those that got magic wand will proceed for sap collection. Without saying, i got magic wand la! Collection of sap should be female profession, but but but........this female but collect my sap was what a total embarrassement! She poke the needle-liked device into my right-subtree and hoping to collect some sap but unfortunately there are limited flow of sap. Then she somehow got impatient thus twist and turn the device hoping to retrieve the sap faster. After 10 sec of twisting/jerking/shaking/blah blah blah...i was like WTF ~!@#$%^&@! den she say "we need to do it again on ur left subtree. She got a male to do the collection and this time round i got impatient and decided to speed the sap collection process by pumping hard on my left subtree. Dun need to say, the sap spilt up in split seconds! The most irritating part was that female commenting that, "should i throw these sap away? " WTF!! I was thinking how great if i could use my wee wee power to drown her with my toxic essense!?!?

AIYA...i lazy to type out the whole process la....still like have 1...2...3..4....5...6...I wheregot energy to type out every stations?!? IF u interested, come and ask me personally?!...OK OK! please wish me good luck on the day alright and hope the class can give me some moral support by going down to marina to have steamboat with me ya?!?! ENJOY MUGGING!!??!?!?

This message is brought to you by a many many many many many hole member plus 2 more holes from the previous screening of the class.

 :: :: ::: Thursday, July 26, 2007

lalalalalaaaaa

hello, here are some hints from mr ng for sampling tut..
for last part of qn 2...
Use GC PLOT to solve. create y1=normal cdf(...)
y2=0.9

he also added something abt e ans (last part) being wrong.. but then later he said correct. whatever, i think it should be sth like reject(142.8)^2 because it's too large. but i'm not sure also.

if you see extra rev qns/assignments pls pass to me.. think i'm missing 1/2 of rev extra qn 3 n sampling assignments.=.=

 :: :: ::: Friday, July 20, 2007

hoHoHO! Aye, so the number of people going to prom is settled! U all dun mind i scramble the seating arrangements arh..I think on Prom nite itself we'll just randomly find seats from the 2 tables to sit. Everyone pay $90 to Yeqing or me directly if you don't trust her. I'll submit one cheque, or you can choose to pay cheque directly. Cheques must be payable to "Hwa Chong Students' Council". By monday please! Need to get good tables.

 :: :: ::: Thursday, July 19, 2007

a gentle reminder from mr ng

hello everyone.
please kindly hand in your math assignment*(S) if you havent already done so.
the ans for approx assignments are:
1)least N=76; 0.303; 0.662(with approximation) or 0.651 without approx
2i)0.0302 ii)0.1108 iii)0.753 iv)0.3844

 :: :: ::: Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Dégénération by Mes Aïeux



Ton arrière-arrière-grand-mère, elle a eu quatorze enfants
Your great great grandmother, she had 14 kids

ton arrière-grand-mère en a eu quasiment autant
Your great grandmother had about as many

Et pi ta grand-mère en a eu trois c’tait suffisant
Then your grandmother had three, that was enough for her

pis ta mère en voulait pas, toi t’étais un accident
Your mom didn't want any, you were an accident

Et pi toé ma p’tite fille, tu changes de partenaires tout l’temps
Now you, my little lady, change partners all the time

Quand tu fais des conn’ries, tu t’en sauves en avortant
When you screw up you save yourself by aborting

Mais y’a des matins, tu te réveilles en pleurant
But there are mornings you awake crying

Quand tu rêves la nuit d’une grande table entourées d’enfants.
When you dream in the night of a large table surrounded by little ones.

 :: :: ::: Monday, July 16, 2007

aye! Prom how! I will collate the numbers going soon. Try to go cause it would be the last event we celebrate as a school. If anyone not enough money can borrow from others then pay by installment..go okay! One ticket is $90. Date is 4th December! All can vote me as prom king hahahahaha.

 :: :: ::: Tuesday, July 10, 2007

happy rotter

Hello hello. i've booked the tickets already.

Andy *
Damien
Pinyu
Xinying
Jedi
Singhwa
Yikhung *
Khaishin
Lisheng *
Me

* pay $9.50
if you change your mind may god bless you too.
and because cathay is being sucky, we will be sitting in groups of 3 (T_T) i know it's hard, all of you will be fighting to sit with me..
anyway if no one sits beside us, instead of sitting in rows like this !@#$%^& ones
3
3
3
we can sit like this
4
5

and bond.

[i'll be a nice person and go there tomorrow to try to amend the seatings]

anyway some kind soul go there 1 hour before the show starts to collect the ticket with me can?

EH SINGHWA, KHAISHIN & YIKHUNG I AM NOT TREATING YOU ALL!!!! *cries*

ok lah. that's all. want to go kbox/dinner/mahjong/stripclub organise yourselves.

edit: i collected the tickets already. and they don't allow amendments, so praise the lord

-laysze

 :: :: ::: Wednesday, July 04, 2007

CONFIRMATION OF THIS SATURDAY "HANG-OUT"!?!?!?!

Date: 7th July 2007, Saturday
Meeting Time: 9.30am
Meeting Place: Somerest MRT Control Station

The "COPIOUS" -7 hunks pls don't be late...alright?!?

As for the CIP, the "COMMENDABLE" fatastic-3. Pls contact me at my hp to meet me in person. Thanks for "SUPPORTING" ppl!

Cheers,

(-.#) ~~~~~~~~~

P.S: Movie tickets are confirmed. No more last changes le...thanks!