Hey ppl! The member of the SaEints with many many many many holes back again! I am proposing a steamboat buffet dinner on the 7th August 2007 evening. The details are as follow:
Date: Refer to above
Meeting Time: 5~6pm
Meeting Place: Marina Bay MRT station
Cost:
$12/= nett!I shall break down on what we are going to do alright.....
First, we will meet up and talk cock while waiting for those late-comers?!??! "who ah ? who ar? (act blur) "
Second, we will board the 'EMPTY' SBS bus to CHONG PANG seafood buffet restaurant.
Third, then we shall fry the fattest guy and girl in SaEints (cut cost! so in fact we just need to rent the pot can le!) just kidding!
Next, after filling our stomach...we can choose to go the near-by arcade to play pool, bowling or arcade. I suggests that we bring along our books to mug! MUAHAHA!!
Last but not least, take the 'EMPTY' SBS bus back to Marina Bay MRT den home sweet home.
Because the following day is a National Day celebration, i assume that we all can stay out late. On the other hand, i am actually the one craving for the marinated chicken there??! And of course, we can order beer while indulging in such delicacies!??! Furthermore, it is to celebrate National Day and ....... (next paragraph)
Due to the fact that i am on leave that day because of unforseen circumstances, I need to go for further vocation assessment at paris ris camp!?!?! "NANBEI!" -.-" It is 6 damn hours long!?!? It consists of
i) Psychology Assessment
ii)Physicall Fitness Assessment
iii)
Medical Screening "WHAT THE F - - -!"
iv) Interview
Just to share abit of experience from the previous vocation assessment at CMBP builing. I only got 1 word to phase it "FUDGE!". The 1st station is photo-taking and have this dunno what rank, officier i think, comb ur hair nice nice, spray water and help u wear the uniform and touch touch touch. Opps! But i lucky, hair short dun need to comb plus i wear the uniform myself kay? U think baby ar??!?! The 2nd station is the most interesting and and and....ARGH?!?@?%$#%^& This station requires YOUR
wee wee to play a small part by contributing abit of ur
wee wee 'essense' to the small little opening
flowerpot. After that, you will use an
holy pole to stir the essense and see if ur holy pole has turned into a
evil pole or a
magic wand. Those that got magic wand will proceed for sap collection. Without saying, i got magic wand la!
Collection of sap should be female profession, but but but........this female but collect my sap was what a total embarrassement! She poke the needle-liked device into my right-subtree and hoping to collect some sap but unfortunately there are limited flow of sap. Then she somehow got impatient thus twist and turn the device hoping to retrieve the sap faster. After 10 sec of twisting/jerking/shaking/blah blah blah...i was like WTF ~!@#$%^&@! den she say "we need to do it again on ur left subtree. She got a male to do the collection and this time round i got impatient and decided to speed the sap collection process by pumping hard on my left subtree. Dun need to say, the sap spilt up in split seconds! The most irritating part was that female commenting that, "should i throw these sap away? " WTF!! I was thinking how great if i could use my wee wee power to drown her with my toxic essense!?!?
AIYA...i lazy to type out the whole process la....still like have 1...2...3..4....5...6...I wheregot energy to type out every stations?!? IF u interested, come and ask me personally?!...OK OK! please wish me good luck on the day alright and hope the class can give me some moral support by going down to marina to have steamboat with me ya?!?! ENJOY MUGGING!!??!?!?
This message is brought to you by a many many many many many hole member plus 2 more holes from the previous screening of the class.
