:: :: ::: Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Internet Help Desk


This video is damnnn funny. WATCH! x)

 :: :: ::: Sunday, November 26, 2006



i feel like drinking mocha frappuccino :(

 :: :: ::: Saturday, November 25, 2006

Star Wars Ep 3 Video

I'm pretty sure people would have seen this before, but just for laughs again..



Then again, I don't know if all of you would get the abbreviations and 1337 speak. =X

 :: :: ::: Thursday, November 23, 2006

Stephen Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

It's Stephen Colberg again this time, niaoing the bush.








 :: :: ::: Sunday, November 19, 2006

Random

Sian. Watching lame vids at home.

 :: :: ::: Saturday, November 18, 2006

Sikups

Efren "The Magician" Reyes. One of the greatest names in pool history.

 :: :: ::: Wednesday, November 15, 2006

harloe. i was randomly blogsurfing and i saw this on the classblog of some j1 class in rjc. damn funny.










 :: :: ::: Sunday, November 12, 2006

Come 2nd jan

I'm planning to hold a new year / start of school gathering / bbq at my house. Question is... who cannot make it (and suggest a better alternative date).

Just in case you're wondering, school starts on the 3rd

 :: :: ::: Saturday, November 11, 2006

Don't know your age?

If you have got a memory lapse, fret not. All you need to do is think of a random number, and remember the year you're born in.

Many of you would probably have received the following mail from dear jonjon.

It goes like this:

*Now we can tell your age just by knowing how many times you eat out
in a week. *

*YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT* *Don't tell me your age; you probably would
tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

*
*YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
*

*This is pretty neat.

*DON'T CHEAT **BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
*It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
*
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS *

 

Intriguing yes. The question is why it works.

1. Think of a number between 1 to 9. Let this number be x

2. With faith, we multiply it by 2. We get 2x.

3. Add 5? We get 2x + 5

4. Multiply by 50. We get 50(2x + 5) = 100x + 250

5. Add 1756 (assume WLOG that everyone has celebrated their birthday): We get 100x + 250 + 1756... which is 100x + 2006

Something fishy going on

6. Minus your year or birth: 100x + 2006 - year_of_birth, which will intuitively give you 100x + your_age

7. Under the assumption that you're not born before 1906, and that x is lesser than or equla to 9, you'll end up with a 3 digit number, whereby the 2nd and 3rd constitutes your age. And for it to work on 2007? just change 1756 to 1757.

Bah lousy mind trick. I got a better one as follows. Its called the Jedi Mind Trick.

-------------------------------------

** A new breakthrough in metaphysics has brought about miracles. **

** We are now able to tell your age without much input from you **

** All you need to do is use your brains **

** Nope don't tell me your age. You'll probably lie about it anyway. **

** Here goes... the art of AGE THROUGH THOUGHT **

** Don't attempt to cheat on this! **

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. Think about your age.

2. Think very hard. There should be a mental image of your age (a number or numbers... depending on whether u're old)

3. Now, here is the tricky part. With that mental image of your age still in your mind, find your age in the following section.

18 52 17 37 14 21 71 43 45 30
70 26 67 99 09 31 47 40 03 83
51 86 49 64 48 66 88 97 50 28
27 78 81 05 98 06 77 16 59 61
42 34 10 08 63 36 23 04 95 22
94 90 57 15 24 35 93 19 82 20
39 65 69 96 07 87 13 85 80 89
58 01 73 79 33 54 56 72 60 92
0
2 76 75 62 68 32 46 11 41 25
74 29 84 91 38 55 53 12 44

Found it yet?

If you have found it, congradulations! That is your age. Tada!

 :: :: ::: Thursday, November 09, 2006

I'm pleased by you people!!!

HELLO!!! I must say a very big thank you to the whole class for celebrating my birthday! Hmmx...I must specially acknowledge those who contributed:

1. The Class for coming out the present!!!!! (NICE!!)
2. Christina for spending her morning with me to get all those stuffs to the chalet
3. Khai Shin for buying 60 packs of cup noodles, 12 DVDs and a carton of MALTA!!! (I have a hard time with them on my way back!!!)
4. Jiexun for bringing the ampifier (Wow!!)
5. Damein for bringing the mahjong set!!!
6. ANGEL Sharon for buying the birthday cake!!! (record breaker!!!!)
7. Those who have contributed in any way (Sorry i can't possibily list everyone out.)

Thank you u guys man...i really have a great time and a great 18th birthday celebration!!! I promise u guys to get the seaview chalet next year. Alright!

Cheers,

Alex (-.#)

 :: :: ::: Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Indian NTU Lecturer, Electrical Engineering

haha this video is cool zoms. or funny. daaamn funny.
It's some feedback thing that past students have written about his teaching methods, which he then shows to another batch of students. But they jus keep talking about his hair lack of, and moustache. and other stuff.

 :: :: ::: Thursday, November 02, 2006

Sorry Singhwa

As he ducked behind the tree trunk, the frightened creature ducked back into the endless undergrowths of the island jungle.
"What's that?" he asked his attendant.
"I think it's a coconut."
"No, seriously."
"Oh well, then. It's a lion."
"That's cool," said Sang Nila Utama, who's not sure whether his attendant said the truth, but was nevertheless not prepared to find out.

And before they left, they named the island Singhwapura.

 :: :: ::: Wednesday, November 01, 2006

2nd line!

Hello!!

I've got another number! 96433243. Haha. No i'm not changing to this number, got this line cos i'm too heavy an sms-user. So anything msg me at my original no, but i mayyy reply with this new number la.

And also don't call me on the new no.! Cos no free incoming/outgoing. Bah.

Just to let you all know. :D

Thanks!! :D


xoxo
weili.

outing@sentosa

Some photos.. the rest with Li Sheng.

See-saw thingem. Need 2 people to balance Gooi.

Look at Gooi's rebonded hair.

And... burying ye qing, the birthday girl haha. video taken by pinyu using lisheng's phone

Watch and laugh

I think my face is fixed in perma-laugh position liao. Kept searching for whose line videos. xD


First time Ryan kissed Colin, damn funny


Continues after the first video, Scenes from a Hat


Omg I laughed like siao for this one, especially the Exorcist part. AAHHAHAHAH.