Class Chalet cum (-.#) celebration!!!

Hey! SaEints! Our second chalet will be an impactful 1 i guess. I gonna bring something undersirable. muahaha...OK..i need 2 volunteers who can spare their morning with me on the 6th nov to shop for food for the entire chalet. Meanwhile the details as follow:

Date: 6th (Mon) to 8th (Wed) November 2006
Resort address: Blk 326F Changi Bicket - fountain view
Checking-time: 3pm
Meeting time: 2pm
Meeting place: Changi Village Bus terminal

Things to bring:

1. Clothings (pls bring more)
   
2. Undergarment (important!?!)
3. Toiletries (that includes towel)
4. Poker Cards (for bridge & daidee)
5. Mahjong Set (anyone volunteer?) **i think they provide? but play safe bah...can someone bring?**
   
6. Xbox/PS2 + Games (anyone volunteer?)
   
7. Torch (for night activity)
8. Cash (for gambling...muahahahahaha!!)
9. Speaker (jiexun) and Movies (Gooi) {MUST MUST!!}

Meanwhile, i will look into the possible activities we can do during the chalet. On the other hand, most of the things will be provided except alcohol (on ur self expense). You may place any special order latest by 5th Nov 2006. (u may wan to order ur drink!?!) Anyone with suggestions on what to do, please let me know. Thanks!

CHEERS,

a|3x (-.#)

Saw this joke online, quite funny. haha.

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up:

"Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good! Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Indians,"

"Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up.

"General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again,Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're fucked!" and Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George W. Bush, Iraq, 2005."

LOL.

Sentosa

Hey. Sup. Want Sentosa outing?

Date: 1 Nov '06
Meeting time: 11.00am
Meeting place: harbourfront mrt
Location: Tanjong Beach

Bring: bikini, sun-tan, change of clothes, balls, frisbee, cards, what else.
In case of wet weather, go play pool. So still must bring bikini.

GP notes collection

Hey ppl,

Mr Choe just told me that there is a new set of GP notes to collect tomorrow, and so you guys will have to come down to school. The notes will cost $2.70 per person, which you must bring. I will probably be giving the notes out at class bench before 6pm.

Then after that, you all can go for Scream or something.

So, must come down ah.

Don't make me lug the heavy notes back home myself...

people. athena fac outing is next tuesday, 6.30 to 10 at Sim function room. Tickets $10 must pay by tmr morning! I tink it will b fun so try not to miss it! Our last few class outings this year le. Holidays coming so soon.

This is quite gay and funny. for those who can't stand cross-dressers, you have been warned

Change of timing of PW on WED!

Hi all,

Due to the post-promotion meeting on wednesday, mrs tan could not make it for PW at 11am as she is going to meet a few parents with some HODs to discuss on certain IMPORTANT ISSUE thus some of us may be affected too. Instead the timing was changed to 2pm to 4pm (after lunch). She sincerely apologise for any inconvenience cause. Please inform all group members once u saw this msg!

Cheers,
ex-Professor @|3x
Trademark (-.#) All rights reserved.

southpark - make love not warcraft

gooi might like this.. hmmm -raise eyebrow-

and gooi wants me to post this:



sorry for spamming.. this is quite gay/sick but funny:

a friend showed me this.. quite funny. haha.

Seagate USB Pocket Drive at Employee Price

hey ppl, my parents are working at Seagate, which manufacture hard disks. Please tell me if you are interested in buying one of these by end of the month.


EMPLOYEE SALE OF 8GB & 12GB
SEAGATE USB POCKET DRIVE (Limited Edition Development Units*)



Small enough to fit in your pocket, the USB 2.0 Pocket Hard Drive offer areliable solution for your data storage needs, store your photos, music,files...

There are two versions of the Pocket Drive on sale
the 8GB (grey) version is priced at S$58
the 12GB (pearl white) version at S$88.

* Development units are re-furbished non-retail units and may not meet full specifications. Blister packaging and USB kit will not be provided.



the "pearl white" version is supposed to be limited edition or something, and the drive itself, according to my mom, is about the size of ur palm and the USB cable can be pulled out from somewhere. there's even a nickname "yoyo drive". supposedly.

ok enough advertising. anywayz if anyone want it pls tell me k?

what are ya buyin'?

Nice Parody hurr. At least the beginning tells you what it's about.

hav i posted this before?

Improving the blog header

Not really much to change, but our class name calls for something.
How's this?

궁

Look for the Emperor.

the drunk cone.

I don't recall this being posted before so I'm posting it. HEEHEE. omg. Hope it makes you guys laugh. Esp the part where he turns into the WineKone hater and starts talking to his "girlfriend".

Spring Cleaning!

Spring is here! bring along one rag each and start cleaning E301 and E302 from 8 to 10 tmr! 5 volunteers please bring pails along too! Sorry i sprained my ankle today! Probably can't make it in time tmr coz nid to see doc! Enjoy the spring cleaning!

How to do Cabbage Surgery the Magritte way

I'm kinda afraid that only Yingshi would identify with this doodle. Or Jonat?

In reponse to Jonat's Long Joke

Long Joke = JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

and also

what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
answer: pi z z a

Don't get it? Think harder. (πr^2)h HOO!!

Important announcements by an insignificant person!!!

Hey! 06S6E SaEints! Professor |ex is back! wow...promo over le!!! However, I have a few announcements to make.

1. Festival of Sports
   Wow! I would say" What a Cinderella story for 06S6E!" I am really impressed with you guys during the festival of sports especially table tennis. I have to admit that our team was very lucky in terms of formation of players playing against other classes. Nevertheless, we also went through a tough route in playing against S77, S6k, S71 (quarter-finals), S63 (semi-finals) and S6C (finals). During FOS, I have observed a few things which are like:
   
   i) my first time seeing KHAI SHIN in PE attire in my entire life leh!!!
   ii) Li Sheng, Peidi and Xinmiao are training extremely hard for this competition in which they improved too. Li Sheng knows how to produce a fore-hand topspin ball, peidi knows how to serve a back-hand topspin ball and SURPRISING xinmiao (my doubles partner most of the time) knows how to hit the ball as well as serve a ball.
   iii) Even sharon was tempted to get a taste of ping-pong leh. Furthermore, most of the class managed to get a chance to play table tennis at the high school section (when we pon the student forum =x)
   iv) Ryan (06S6A) knows how to play table tennis!!! Despite of his looks (indeed ren bu ke mao xiang, hai shui bu ke dou liang)
   
   Lastly, I would like to congrats the class for emerging as the overall champion in table tennis. Without the flavoring support from the class, (girls forfeited the netball match against S78 as well as the class staying back so late for that period of time), we wouldn't have come so far! Once again, I am so proud of you guys!!!
   
2. Mid-Autumn Festival
   Hmmx...I guess everyone enjoyed MAF especially the part where we hold on tightly to each other (some gay-ing around with me, u know who are u!!!), singing our lungs out. I think that's going to be a precious moment for us to remember. However, some (including me) who could not get a dance partner for the mass dance! Sian! Besides that, thanks to Christina and Li Sheng for providing the lightsticks for free! (they earned supernormal profit leh!)
3. Birthday cum Class Chalet cum *(Farewell Party)
   Eh...We shall keep the fun going! I have booked a chalet in advance reserved for the class for gathering purposes. Nonetheless, it is to celebrate my 18^th da shou. The venue of the chalet is at Pasir Ris SAF chalet from 6^th to 8^th November 2006. Checking-in time is about 2pm. I really hope that the whole class could turn up and reserved these 3 solid days for this chalet. Perhaps on the 6^th, we could meet up and buy the food for the chalet together. Account from my manager, the chalet is pretty big. The open sea is about 10min walk from the chalet’s entrance. I suggest that we could have some bonding sessions like having our own mass dance and cheer. Xinyi will be put to in charge of this. Moreover, we could have tons of gambling sessions such as blackjack, mahjong, bingo etc… We can also have sports like volleyball, tug-o-war, etc… In the night, we could have some do some breaking-in again. (haha…singhwa, can remember the fac camp!!! Heeee…we shall do mission impossible 4)
   
4. Community Involvement Project
   Well…I might need you guys to help me for the coming major project. I guarantee that this event is definitely a bigger other than the first two small scale projects, SANDsational Race (by u guys) and Night Cycling (by jiexun & OAC). This event is a Tanjong Pager GRC YEC project, which MP of TP GRC will be presented as Guest-of-honor. The name of this project is Youth Extravaganza 2006. It will be held in Sentosa Island on the 10^th December 2006. It consists of three main components:
   
   (a) Amazing Race around Sentosa Island
   The Amazing Race aims to cater to all outdoor adventure enthusiasts who love sweating it out, running around with a group to overcome obstacles. The race is not only designed to test a team’s power of the mind, but also the body as well as teamwork. Teams will need to navigate around the island to accomplish 15 tasks at the various check points. Top five teams walk away with attractive prizes. The committee hopes to get a total of 50 teams of 4 members each.
   
   
   (b) Beach Sports Competition
   The Beach Sports Competition includes beach volleyball and beach soccer. Top 4 teams of each sport will walk away with trophies. The committee hopes to get a total of 20 teams of 4 players per game.
   
   
   (c) Youth Carnival
   The Youth Carnival aims to foster entrepreneurship in youths. Targeted at the natural crowd of Sentosa, the carnival will comprise of handicrafts, fashion and game stalls managed by the youths. This will also be a showcase of creativity of youths nowadays. The committee hopes to get a total of 30 stalls, out of which 10 are from schools and youth organisations.
   
   I am aware that most of you guys will be away. Hence, I won’t be expecting more half a class for this event. Meanwhile, I am planning for the next Tanjong Pagar GRC project which is the DAY CYCLING with MPs. This event most probably will be held in mid-June 2007.
   
   
   
5. Others Matters
   Ahem…A few more days, the film entitled “Ultraman returns” will soon be lease. Haix…I have started to make some further arrangements already. Most probably after the release of the “film”, I might depart u guys. I will be going to MI due to the subject they offered which included principle of accounting. Furthermore, another reason for not going to other JCs is table tennis politics. Well, it is so sad to say such a thing but no choice. REN SUAN BU RU TIAN SUAN. I hope u guys have a wonderful time. I really enjoyed being in this class as compared to my previous classes. *(that’s the reason why I hope everyone can come.)
   
   Christina and Xinyi always writing secret message to each other. Peidi never fail to act cute. Sharon who is deemed to be oily. Li Sheng always being so competitive. Jiexun always daydream of Fungmin. Yikhung always peeping at Xinmiao. Ye Qing like the tube of elephant super glue, sticking to Singhwa always. Damien and Li Rao having a secret affair. Yixiong, Jedi and Khai Shin fighting over the charming princess, Pinyu (Opps! Pretty princess I mean) LaySze, f**k-cy ladyyyyy. Jonathon crazy over Jap stuffs like anime. Weili, ZHEN MEI LI, who loves e-baying. Zichun and Desmond, the two imbiahs who live in their own world, normal people won’t understand them one. Yingshi, Shilin and Bochao who never fail to mug if there’s opportunities and are no where to be found most of the time. Andy, a hidden dragon of our class, who has the professional sense of dancing wild wild west.
   
   Mrs. Eileen Tan giving her best in ensuring our assignments are well-presented (PW), always putting on her smile? Ms Goh, a very loud and clear teacher, who inspires those who take computing with her famous phase, “Are u clear?” times 3. Our very doctor Choe with his vulnerable skills and technique on GP, ensuring that we are not in doubt with his, “Is anybody lost at this moment?” and “Well Donnneeee!” Mr. Lau teachings with his uniquely notation, “B/P –lusss”. Mr Ng without his hypnotizing language, the class won’t be mugging so hard as before. Mrs. Tan shares her past-years experiences, who never fails to whine during each lesson.
   = p

Well…that’s the end of the announcement!!!

Cheers,

Professor |3x
Trademark (-.#) All rights reserved.

gooi dancing

Ok, here's 2 videos of gooi dancing. Sorry the video quality abit lousy. Haha.
Didn't manage to catch him dancing wild wild west though...

Enjoy! Lol (:





I had fun people! (: Do go for MAF next year! (:

WoW Music Video- Internet is for PORN!

Haha there's nothing sick in the video. It's just a funny video made with WoW characters singing the music "Internet is for Porn".



Feels like I'm surfing at the speed of light... for porn!
Why u think the 'Net was born? Porn, porn, porn!

xD

fos finally! maf!

i think our class really rocks. ^^

our fos results today!
tabletennis - champs!
indoor rowing - 5th!

athena results
table tennis - 1st, 2nd
volleyball - 1st, 2nd, 3rd
frisbee - 1st
hoola hoop - 1st
street soccer - 2nd, 3rd
indoor rowing - 3rd

congrats to all those who tried their best.
and thanks to everyone who went to support!


tomorrow.
girls can meet earlier for mass _ing. *cough*
and guys can meet earlier for DotA if they want.
but!
1pm at orchard mrt control station! don't be late!
then we'll go for lunch at anywhere (decide then bahh).

maf!
remember to support christina's/yeqing's/my stall!
selling fluorescent wristbands!
(although we may give some out to you guys for free ^^)


okayokay.
cya guys tomorrow!
rock on! =D

fos again!

well done to all the floorball participants..
i think it was extremely zai for you guys to make it this far.
sorry for missing :( haha ><

anyway, we forfeited netball and streetsoccer, but we have a confirmed placing in the top4 for tabletennis already! :D

06S6K 1 - 2 06S6E - win!
06S71 1 - 2 06S6E - win!

i think xinmiao and peidi played very well today! haha.. jiayou for tomorrow!
and alex is of course our MVP lol.

athena will pwn tabletennis!
jiayou! :)

and there's indoor rowing at 4pm tomorrow!
all the best too! :D

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Cannon Rock (JerryC)

pwning fos.

kudos to all those who participated today.

the results so far and fixtures for tomorrow...

frisbee
06S7E 4-2 06S6E - lost


basketball boys
Top 16 teams! but...
Teachers (and Mr Ang) > 06S6E - lost


street soccer
Top 7 teams!
Draw lots to play next round.
Possbile timings: 3.40pm, 3.50pm, 4.00pm


floorball
06S77 0 - 1 06S6E - won
Top 16 teams!
Timing: 1.30pm
Opponent: 06S7A (Ares)


table tennis
06S77 1 - 2 06S6E - won
Top 8 teams!
Timing: 2.30pm
Opponent: 06S6K (Artemis)


netball
Timing: 3.00pm
Opponent: 06S78


jiayou jiayou! :D

FOS edits + hand in EOM personally to Mrs Tan by thursday

EDIT of previous post of FOS fixtures

Frisbee

Wednesday:
2.30pm - vs 06s76
4.15pm - vs 06s7e

i can roughly predict we stop here le lol.

Basketball

Wednesday:
2.00pm - vs 06a15
5.30pm - vs Teachers

i tink replace the frisbee below with floorball thats the arrangement.

FOS!

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

hope everyone enjoyed promos.
if you didn't, hope you enjoy fos.
now, our schedule for fos (in no particular order)!

frisbee
wednesday
opponent: 06S76
time: 4.15pm

if we win...
thursday
opponent: 06S7E / 06S65
time: 4pm


steet soccer
wednesday
opponent: 06S70
time: 5pm

if we win...
opponent: 06S7C / 06S61
time: 5.40pm


netball
thursday
opponent: 06S78
time: 3pm

if we win...
opponent: 06S65
time: 4.10pm


table tennis
wednesday
(first round walk-over cos we too zai already)
opponent: 06S77 / 06S7C

if we win...
thursday
opponent: 06S6K / 06S60 / 06S73 / 06A13
time: 2.30pm


rowing
friday
time: 4pm
competition based on timing


floorball
wednesday
opponent: 06S77
time: 4pm

if we win...
thursday
opponent: 06S7A / 06S6H
time: 1.30pm


basketball
wednesday
opponent: 06A15
time: 2pm

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hope i didn't miss out anything.
i'm too lazy to check through all the attachments through the emb (they should have this "download all attachments function for these kinda stuff -.-) so yea that's the information that i managed to scrape out of the xls files so far.

all the best to those taking mock chem spa tmr.
jiayou for fos! (:

edit: asdfasdfasdf. how come basketball and tabletennis times so close to each other?! =@