We Can Rule You Wholesale

Lyrics by Terry Pratchett and adapted by me!

When dragons belch and hippos flee,
My thoughts, S6E, are with thee.
Let others boast of sporty dash,
For we have boldly fought with cash!
We own all your GCs, we own all your shoes,
We own all your iPods; Touch us and you lose!

S6E! S6E!
S6E owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale,
Touch us and you'll pay!

We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
(Mumbling) Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt

S6E! S6E!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner!
We can rule you wholesale,
Credit where it's due.